What Product Am I?

The Magic Bullet is one of my favorite products of all time. Since it's an “as seen on TV" product, it is easily assumed to be cheap and disposable.

WRONG!

Unless you own a Magic Bullet, you are blissfully unaware of the magic that such a small contraption can create. I embody the qualities of the Magic Bullet in that I am reliable, efficient, and I will always get the job done.

The Magic Bullet can be characterized as “reliable” because of all the different parts that come with it. You can chop, dice, blend, or purify with each of the pieces in the set. If you want to use the Magic Bullet in your mealtime endeavor, it is always ready to take on the challenge. This also ties in with “getting the job done”. I am someone who never brings a project only halfway to completion. Anything and everything that I am involved in is done with precision and meaning. They may not be different screw-on pieces, but I use all my resources if necessary to finish a project.

Finally, the Magic Bullet is efficient.  You have a smoothie in thirty seconds, sorbet in forty-five seconds, and a clove of minced garlic in five. I always work hard and fast when it comes to a deadline. The only downside to the Bullet is that it’s incredibly loud… I guess I’m like this product in more ways than I could have ever imagined!

The Magic Bullet also has 6 different colored Comfort Lip Rings. You can choose a colored lid that matches your mood or what’s in your cup. Like this feature of the Bullet, I am someone who can adapt to any situation placed before me. I am very flexible, and am able to work with people who are very different from myself.

There is a return policy for the Bullet. If within 30 days of delivery of the product you find yourself unhappy, they will refund your money completely and take back the product. This shows loyalty to the customer, and confidence in the product itself. I am loyal and place a strong emphasis on the value of friendship. I am also extremely confident in all my decisions and never waver when explaining my actions and endeavors.

The Magic Bullet is a DEFINITELY a product that you need to have in your home or dorm room, and I am DEFINITELY someone who relates to and believes in this wonderful, compact blender.